

The Pornomicon is gay smut, of course, if the cover hasn’t betrayed that already, and yes, it involves tentacled monsters bent on all kinds of naughty antics, consent not necessary. The last thing we need is impressionable kiddies throwing themselves into the octopus tanks in SeaWorld while screaming, “ Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!”
Kids, avert your eyes, because engorged, oversized penises attached to muscular men as well as tentacled-monsters may tempt innocent eyes with the malign influences of the Great Old Ones.
